The restaurant business ain’t just about cooking and food. There is a heavy marketing and promotional aspect to being a restaurateur. Maybe you don’t need marketing if you are Ferran Adria or Alain Ducasse but for the rest of us, it can’t be avoided if you want to be successful. This is why, after much deliberation I found myself trekking out to deep Brooklyn (Bushwick, if you want to be picky) to the studios at 3rd Ward for their Photoshop Intensive class.
Now, I am not a Photoshop novice. But neither am I a power user. My experience with the application in the past has been limited to some light photo… umm… editing, usually with HILARIOUS comedic results and detrimental professional consequences. But I digress. With all of the design work going into the menu, web, and print marketing I figured I could use a refresher in the application. Every little thing we can do ourselves ultimately saves us dough and that’s a good thing.
If you don’t know about 3rd Ward, it’s actually a very cool concept. It’s like an artist community but they also happen to teach a whole bunch of really interesting classes like woodworking and welding. Additionally they do a lot of digital design and media classes. Needless to say with that much on offer, they need a lot of space at reasonable prices which is partially why they are all the way out in Bushwick. If you are interested in learning more about 3rd Ward, click here.
For those of you who are unfamiliar with this particular part of New York City, I can sum it up by saying that it’s… colorful. Given that the L Train was experiencing limited service on the day of my class, I got a wonderful compulsory walking tour of the area surrounding 3rd Ward –by the way, my most interesting discovery? A White Castle on Metropolitan Avenue (SCORE)! After about 20 minutes of walking from the Lorimer Street stop, I arrive at 3rd Ward offices, ready to take on Photoshop.
Our teacher, Aaron, was a really capable and knowledgeable guide to the workings of Photoshop. After reviewing the basics, we went on to do some photo editing. For some odd reason, the source file that we ended up choosing was a picture of the Jeff Koons sculpture of Michael Jackson and his monkey, Bubbles. Coincidence? I think not. Apparently, this picture has a very clear background and good contrast so it’s not a “Bad” picture to practice on –in other words, it’s not “Black or White” it has contrast and thus, you can’t “Beat It.”
Okay. Got that out of my system.
Honestly though, it was a bit weird staring at the image of those two, MJ and Bubbles, forever immortalized in gold and alabaster sculpture while intently tracing their outlines with Photoshop’s “magnetic lasso” tool. I’ve never eyeballed a monkey so hard in my entire life. I think a little bit of my soul died right there. But as things go, we cut out the shapes of MJ and Bubbles and started manipulating that image along with a few others –some created, some borrowed from the internet.
Like I had mentioned before, I’m not exactly a novice at using Photoshop so soon my mind began to wander and my creative juices were now suitably amped up (it may have been the White Castle). Eventually my thoughts began to turn to BonChon and that glorious golden fried chicken. Soy-Garlic or Spicy? It didn’t matter, I craved it. I had to have it. Being imprinted on my psyche and thus influencing my creative sub-conscience yet unable to leave the class, I began to cut, paste, and free-transform my inner hunger into an expression of my yearning. I worked furiously. Nothing could stop me. Soon it started coming into focus, yet I could only guess at its deep rooted origin. MJ and Bubbles on a remote island shore with the object of my affection lying beside them. Their world burned in a haze reminiscent of what, I don’t know. Hell? The fire in a kitchen? Or the flame that sets hearts ablaze?
Posted below is my creation. My Art, My Chicken, My Love.

Michael, Bubbles and BonChon